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good news, guys! if i ever time travel back to 1586, i will never get lost in this $5 pierre cardin windcheater!

today was:

  • rain and shivering
  • coke in a glass bottle, avocado & prosciutto on toast
  • band interview
  • warm chocolate croissant, black coffee
  • cartoons
  • nap

today was:

  • pretty good, all things considered

things that nobody asked me but this is the answer

interviewer: do you know what your brain is made up of?

me: yes. corn syrup, sugar, modified corn starch, dextrose, water, gelatin, tetrasodium pyrophosphate, artificial flavor and blue 1.

interviewer: if i’m not mistaken, those are the ingredients in marshmallows.

me: yes.

well i thought you said dowsing rods not dowelling rods. so now the wedding cake is kind of haunted, but it’s okay because people can just eat around the supernatural bits.

sometimes these feel like the most important two photographs i have ever taken.

i like the deli. not the one next to my house, but the one a block past that on the corner. everyone who works there is creepy and mean, and they tell me i look like a teenager even though i saw some grey hairs on my head one time. and you can buy some peanuts for a quarter, too.

cardigans-obsessed this week. (CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP.)

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