i realize it’s lame to laugh at your own jokes, but oh my god i can’t stop with this one. #OVERCAFFEINATED
chillin’ w/ andrew loog oldham. (the comma in “paint it, black” was his idea, by the way.)
MANHATTAN VS MANHATTAN.
i’m really sorry but i had to do one more. #HURTSSOGOOD
because why would you NOT eat raw wasabi octopus at three in the morning?

i walked around flushing for five hours today. and now i am listening to fleetwood mac remixes.

HEJ.
donuts that i didn’t eat today. (i still think donuts are the most beautiful things in the world.)
THERE’S A HUMONGOUS FUNGUS. (amongus.)